UHF Raul's Wild Kingdom - Unisex T-Shirt Movies A high-contrast black and white

A high-contrast black and white illustration depicts a heavyset bald man in a crouching stance aiming a tommy gun

Sarah carved that date into a picnic table for nothing

Lone Starr never saw a royalty check

Distressed white block text reads "I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS HAVE" in uppercase sans-serif lettering

Distressed white block text reads "MERRY" across the top

UHF Raul's Wild Kingdom - Unisex T-Shirt Movies A high-contrast black and whiteRaul's qualifications for hosting an animal show begin and end with owning animals and a building tall enough to launch them from. Those silhouettes aren't a cast list, they're a casualty report. Inspired by UHF. The Details: Distressed orange and yellow block text reads "RAUL'S" above large red "WILD" and yellow "KINGDOM" text. A posterized golden portrait of Raul with a mustache and curly hair sits centered, flanked by red silhouettes of a rooster