I'll Always Pick Boots Over Heels Tee dark humor and serve up one-liners faster

and serve up one-liners faster than you can say “carpool karaoke”

Picture yourself in this: hitting up preschool drop-off

Ever feel like your group chat could fit on a sticky note

Here’s a tee that reminds everyone in the room who really runs the show—without you having to say a word (again)

This tee perfectly captures the festive spirit of the holiday: fun

I'll Always Pick Boots Over Heels Tee dark humor and serve up one-liners fasterEver feel a little too honest for the stiletto crowd? Girl, if boots before heels is basically your life mantra, this tee is your new best friend. From the rodeo to running errands, you deserve a shirt that gets your prioritiesand isnt afraid to show it. Meet your everyday, roll out of bed and OWN IT funny shirt: the Ill Always Pick Boots Over Heels Tee. Slip this on and instantly boost your mood (and maybe your courage to side eye anyone who asks,