President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Rounded groovy white bubble text

Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top

" Smaller gold italic script below reads "Tel

quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow

Illinois" in small serif text

Dark blue retro script reads "Hummingbirds" with a swooping tail underline

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Rounded groovy white bubble textTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text