Just Here to Bang! - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL followed by "IS A" on

followed by "IS A" on the second line

one lightning bolt

Even the dirt is clean

Jagged red lightning-bolt-style lettering reads "220" and "221" flanking the top of a cartoon illustration of Jack Butler in a white backwards cap

Parks and Recreation design inspired by Ron Swanson and Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse

Just Here to Bang! - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL followed by "IS A" onFirecracker double entendres on a holiday tee are doing exactly zero percent of the subtlety work they think they're doing. Neighbors already know, and the potato salad line just got uncomfortable. The Details: Curved blue bubble lettering reads "JUST HERE" arching above a cartoon red firecracker tilted diagonally, its top bursting in a large explosion of yellow, orange, and red sparks radiating outward. Blue bubble lettering below reads "TO BANG."