American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Tank Top Size:M with scrollwork flourishes beneath

with scrollwork flourishes beneath

Inspired by Better Off Dead

Trent's road trip therapy plan requires zero credentials

Operating from the mid-twentieth century

Flowing white script text reads "Yeah

American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Tank Top Size:M with scrollwork flourishes beneathPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."