Midnight Toker - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Bold distressed white block letters

Bold distressed white block letters read "JIMMIE'S" below the portrait

That fancy cursive swoosh is just a boob joke wearing a craft brewery's clothes

Mastering Blue Steel requires the same discipline as a nuclear launch sequence

Reducing all of Socratic philosophy to three words and a rebus puzzle is exactly the kind of accidental genius only San Dimas could produce

A desert landscape with saguaro cacti and distant mesas stretches behind him

Midnight Toker - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Bold distressed white block lettersCalling yourself a midnight toker is really just scheduling your bad decisions with unnecessary precision. Nobody needed a calendar invite, but at least everyone knows not to text you after 11. The Details: Distressed pale gold text in rounded 1970s groovy serif typography with flowing swash details reads "Midnight Toker," the worn vintage texture giving it a weathered screen print appearance. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun