Satriale's Pork Store - Unisex Tank Top bigfoot Arched red and white block

Arched red and white block text reads "CITRUS STATE" above "PRISON" in bold red letters

Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding

Every snack bar wall in East Providence deserved better than this energy

Booger checked in knowing full well what that sign really spelled

Inspired by Stand By Me

Satriale's Pork Store - Unisex Tank Top bigfoot Arched red and white blockFor decades, the most important business decisions in North Jersey were made over cold cuts at a deli where the original owner's debt was settled in a way that did not involve a payment plan. The gabagool was excellent. The meetings in the back were not about gabagool. Inspired by The Sopranos. The Details: Features a vintage deli storefront sign design with a cartoon pig mascot, text reading "Satriale's Pork Store," "ESTD 1960," "Meat Provisions,"