Touchdown v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt duarte Bold white block text below

Bold white block text below reads "FORGIVE ME IF I DON'T SHAKE HANDS

Somewhere a Pottery Barn catalog weeps with envy

the Sands closed in 1996 and was demolished to make way for The Venetian

questionable airport security

Forty million people whose highest aspiration is successfully squeezing past you for the ranch dressing deserve their own fake tourism poster

Touchdown v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt duarte Bold white block text belowCalling a baseball swing a touchdown takes the same confident wrongness as bringing a hockey stick to a basketball game. The vintage script commits so hard your brain accepts it for three full seconds before the betrayal registers. The Details: Flowing white cursive script reads "Touchdown" with a swooping tail underline extending from the word. A white vintage illustration depicts a baseball batter in full swing, wearing a cap, uniform, and cleats,