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Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL a curly black mustache tuckedSchrute Farms, Guten Tag! How can I help you? Yes, we have availability on those nights. How many in your party? Oh, no. I'm sorry. No king beds. No queen either. Well, we make our own mattresses that don't conform to the traditional sizes. Inspired by Dwight Schrute from The Office. Printed on our super soft 100% ringspun & combed cotton women's T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury 52 48 cotton poly vintage heather edition for an even softer classic