It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close to Thanksgiving - Unisex T-Shirt la crosse " with white text reading

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It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close to Thanksgiving - Unisex T-Shirt la crosse " with white text readingBilly Ray Valentine dropping life advice nobody asked for, proving street philosophy peaks right around late November. Thanksgiving dinner hits different when the jive turkey at the table is you. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Distressed white serif text reads "It Ain't Cool Being No" on the first line, "Jive Turkey So Close" on the second line, and "To Thanksgiving" on the third line, all centered in a weathered screen print style. Fit &