Rumsfield's Neighborhood Watch - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Caulking guns angled like that

Caulking guns angled like that are doing more legal work than most defense attorneys

Winning a leg lamp in a fragrance contest means your living room decor has officially peaked

Tan text near the bottom of the deck reads "SINCE 1955

Porcupines walk around covered in thousands of sharp quills and somehow still get more dinner party invitations than half your office

Inspired by Stripes

Rumsfield's Neighborhood Watch - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Caulking guns angled like thatRumsfield issuing himself a tactical badge and crossed rifles for a cul de sac surveillance op is exactly the energy of a man who treats garbage night like a recon mission. Klopeks never stood a chance against that commitment. Inspired by The Burbs. The Details: Distressed hexagonal badge in olive and white frames a digital illustration of Lt. Mark Rumsfield in sunglasses and a military vest, flanked by two assault rifles, with "ESTD" and "1989" at