Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Hoodie Drinking Somewhere in Wichita

Somewhere in Wichita

" An orange cartoon bird wearing a blue-and-white striped party hat blows a noisemaker while rolling on blue quad skates with outstretched wings

playing Class D ball in the Arizona State League

" positioned beside a cartoon lumberjack in a yellow shirt and knit cap holding a bat and log

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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Hoodie Drinking Somewhere in WichitaPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text