Jack Burton 2028 - Women's T-Shirt fort wayne Mercury Bowl had 32 lanes

Mercury Bowl had 32 lanes of atomic age grandeur on Washington Blvd

rendered from the chest up with clean linework

Smaller distressed text reads "BASEBALL CLUB

A cartoon terrier mascot with a brown face

which honestly polls better than most actual candidates

Jack Burton 2028 - Women's T-Shirt fort wayne Mercury Bowl had 32 lanesRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon