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Nada's sunglasses on a bubblegum mascot is the most subversive thing since hiding a shotgun under a trenchcoat

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Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_dd Nada's sunglasses on a bubblegumGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A