Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Muscle Tank comedy with "1914" centered between them

with "1914" centered between them

while a small silhouetted Pee-wee Herman stands startled near the trailer

The graphics feature clean geometric shapes with solid color fills in a retro mid-century aesthetic

Fayetteville's Bears took the field in 1935 as part of the Arkansas State League

Santa running a chimney-to-chimney shakedown for snickerdoodles is the most honest portrayal of that man's energy

Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Muscle Tank comedy with "1914" centered between themTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads