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Vintage engraving-style black ink illustration of a donkey standing in profile

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Since 1947

Believing God personally selected you to stop being a jerk is a level of gullibility that even Lazlo couldn't calculate

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United Citizen Federation - Unisex Tank Top shawshank redemption Vintage engraving-style black ink illustrationCitizenship requires federal service, which sounds reasonable until the recruiting office is staffed by amputees who still think it was worth it. Nothing says propaganda like a logo designed to make fascism feel like a semester abroad. Inspired by Starship Troopers. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem depicts the United Citizen Federation insignia, a stylized bird of prey gripping a globe with wings spread upward. Bold white text reads