El Guapo Tequila - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy A bold letter "F" sits

A bold letter "F" sits centered on the bomb's body in a negative-space block font

Recreation's entire budget is one folding chair

Somewhere in Victoria a ghost enterprise has immaculate vibes and absolutely no cash register

Cousin Eddie's gift-giving philosophy peaks at "the gift that keeps on givin' throughout the year

Spruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it

El Guapo Tequila - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy A bold letter "F" sitsBranding tequila after the village that defeated you is the kind of vanity play only El Guapo would approve between sweater demands and vocabulary lessons. Jefe is nodding along, pretending he understands the marketing strategy. Inspired by Three Amigos. The Details: Golden tan distressed text reads "EL" above "GUAPO" and "100 PROOF" in ornate Western serif lettering, flanked by decorative scrollwork. A vintage illustration of El Guapo's cackling face