Ermagerd Sperklers! - Women's T-Shirt cats Dark teal script reads "Andre's"

Dark teal script reads "Andre's" with "OF BEVERLY HILLS" in small sans-serif capitals below

one pizza delivery at a time

Einstein got shot one minute into the future and probably spent the whole trip thinking about dinner

Gray curved uppercase text reads "SINCE 1989" along the upper arc

this small-town club carried the grit of a working community onto every dusty field

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Women's T-Shirt cats Dark teal script reads "Andre's"Sparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small