Fireworks Director - Unisex Tank Top genius Cousin Eddie's gift-giving philosophy peaks

Cousin Eddie's gift-giving philosophy peaks at "the gift that keeps on givin' throughout the year

Shield-shaped badge in teal

Santa's catchphrase being three repetitions of 'ho' was always suspiciously on the nose for a guy who watches people in bed all year

Bold white retro serif text reads "JOBU'S" above a circular emblem with golden radiating lines framing a grinning

Screws fall out all the time

Fireworks Director - Unisex Tank Top genius Cousin Eddie's gift-giving philosophy peaksFireworks Directors earned that title the same way most people earn a criminal record, through enthusiasm and zero formal training. The explosion behind her is just the performance review nobody asked for. The Details: White text inside a yellow outlined curved banner reads "FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" above a vintage comic style illustration of a grinning woman in a plaid shirt and blue jeans sprinting toward the viewer, with a massive yellow and white