Well Hung Christmas - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt toledo A vintage hand-drawn Bigfoot strides

A vintage hand-drawn Bigfoot strides in the classic Patterson-Gimlin pose

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Well Hung Christmas - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt toledo A vintage hand-drawn Bigfoot stridesStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit