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Slapping a no smoking sign on it is just responsible interstellar travel

Charles De Mar offering condolences for a maternal explosion with the emotional depth of someone returning a library book is peak cosmic indifference

White text reading "MUrdock 7-0151" appears above stylized lettering reading "4 Seasons" followed by "PLAY AND RECREATION CENTER" and "West Chestnut at Route 22

A golden-yellow rectangular banner below contains black hand-lettered text reading "1229 ALHAMBRA BLVD

I Survived Judgment Day - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL ARMY" above a small militarySurviving 8 29 97 just meant watching Seinfeld instead of dodging Hunter Killers, which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon. Sarah carved that date into a picnic table for nothing. Inspired by Terminator 2. The Details: White uppercase text arcs around the top reading "I SURVIVED JUDGMENT DAY" with "8 29 97" centered at the bottom, separated by bullet points. A grayscale T 800 endoskeleton skull sits centered within