The Cornholio Kid - Women's T-Shirt Color:White South Seas brought the mystique

South Seas brought the mystique of Polynesian culture to San Diego during the mid-century tiki craze of the 1950s and 1960s

Distressed white angular Greek-style text reads "BEHOLD" across the top

A partial planetary body with visible surface lines appears at the bottom

Calling someone a filthy oar is the most polite insult ever hidden behind one consonant

Walter's more offended by their lack of ethos than by anything actually dangerous

The Cornholio Kid - Women's T-Shirt Color:White South Seas brought the mystiqueCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie