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Roadside fireworks tent operators naming products like "whistling bungholes" and "crap flappers" have more creative range than most advertising agencies

Mixed-case distressed white text at the bottom reads "SpErkLeRs

and Pittsburg's diamond gave working families something to believe in beyond the steel mills

an olive-green and orange vintage illustration depicts thatched-roof buildings

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