Be a Lot Cooler if You Did - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black resting on diagonal grill grates

resting on diagonal grill grates rendered in a distressed white ink

and curling steam lines rising from the top

" A cartoon tiger head wearing a baseball cap

45 and absolute theological certainty

all rendered with a distressed texture

Be a Lot Cooler if You Did - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black resting on diagonal grill gratesWooderson's entire philosophy fits in seven words, and somehow it works as life advice for every situation involving pizza, rides, or questionable decisions. Gentle peer pressure never sounded so warmly persuasive. Inspired by Dazed and Confused. The Details: Distressed golden yellow block lettering in a chunky, retro bubble style typeface reads "BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID" stacked across three lines. Weathered texture throughout the letters gives a