My Grief Counselor Died - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Armadillos invented bulletproof armor millions

Armadillos invented bulletproof armor millions of years before Kevlar and still chose rolling into a ball as their primary defense strategy

"ESTD" and "1985" in white flank a skin-toned hand making a rock horns gesture at the bottom

bold navy text reads "RIVERRATS" with smaller condensed text reading "ILLINOIS-INDIANA-IOWA LEAGUE" and "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB

Unicorns have been walking around with a face weapon for centuries and nobody filed a report because the color palette was too pretty

riding a BMX bicycle through a starry sky dotted with white stars

My Grief Counselor Died - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Armadillos invented bulletproof armor millionsGrief counselors are the only professionals whose ultimate success is measured by how little you care when they die. That thumbs up from behind the tombstone is basically a five star Yelp review written by a corpse. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "MY GRIEF COUNSELOR DIED." curving above a gray gravestone illustration with a rounded arch shape. A gray thumbs up hand emerges from behind the tombstone. Below, distressed white text reads