Four Score and 7 Beers Ago - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt marshall Guyabeetus is less a parody

Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot

playing a soprano saxophone in an ornate jacket

curling two gray dumbbells at shoulder height

Zero understood that protecting the recipe mattered as much as the lobby boy oath

Inspired by Red Dawn

Four Score and 7 Beers Ago - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt marshall Guyabeetus is less a parodyLincoln survived a civil war and a theater balcony only to become the patron saint of guys who shotgun Busch Light before noon on the Fourth. Gettysburg Address energy, tailgate execution. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "FOUR SCORE" across the top. Below, a digital illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln wearing American flag shutter shades, a red trucker cap reading "Merica," and a beer can holder helmet with two silver cans mounted on