I'll Have a Frosty One - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL striped socks

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Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander

and a complete disregard for OSHA regulations established decades later

Red block lettering below reads "GRIZZLIES BASEBALL" above blue cursive script reading "Colorado State League

CALIFORNIA" in small capitals below

I'll Have a Frosty One - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL striped socksFrosty skipped the parade and went straight to the open bar, which honestly tracks for a guy whose entire existence is a countdown clock. Nothing motivates day drinking like a body temperature measured in puddles. The Details: Red text reads "I'LL HAVE A" arched above a retro cartoon snowman in a top hat and scarf, dancing while hoisting a green bottle, surrounded by red snowflakes and starbursts. Bold red text below reads "FROSTY" with smaller red