Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Irish Green wearing his traditional suit

wearing his traditional suit

Large white outlined block numerals read "1984" at the bottom

El Guapo's disappointment over receiving a sweater was so legendary he turned it into a brand

topped with a red rocket shape

smiling Colonel and all

Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Irish Green wearing his traditional suitStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit