Chester Copperpot's Treasure Expeditions - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Red neon-style lettering reads "MADAM

Red neon-style lettering reads "MADAM RUBY'S" at the top

Losing an empire over tea taxes and then watching the colonies celebrate by detonating things every July is a level of restraint no therapist could teach

flanked by two red circular ornaments on vertical poles

See you fucking morons later

and it tastes exactly like that sounds

Chester Copperpot's Treasure Expeditions - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Red neon-style lettering reads "MADAMCopperpot's entire rsum is a skeleton under a boulder with his wallet intact, and somehow that qualifies him to run a treasure expedition company. Booking a tour takes real customer confidence. Inspired by The Goonies. The Details: A woodcut style coastal scene at the top depicts jagged cliffs, ocean waves, a tall ship, and an oval portrait of Chester Copperpot in an explorer's hat. Cream serif text below reads "Chester COPPERPOT'S Treasure