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assuming your definition of "best" includes hostage negotiations and barefoot hallway sprints

which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud

Arched distressed white serif text reads "ROY HOBBS LUMBER CO

"19" and "88" flanking a small white rock-gesture icon below

Bold crimson block-letter text reads "DIE HARD" on the top line

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