Suck It, England - Classic Foam Trucker Hat bod Red block text reads "DUDE"

Red block text reads "DUDE" centered beneath

and bars where the truth gets blurry—along with your vision

Distressed red illustration of a clarion trumpet with its bell facing right sits above bold cursive script reading "Clarions" with a swooping tail

Angular white text in an Asian-inspired display font reads "HAN'S ISLAND" above a golden-yellow Chinese dragon coiling around a circular emblem with a red claw symbol

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Suck It, England - Classic Foam Trucker Hat bod Red block text reads "DUDE"Declaring independence with a formal document seems excessive when three words and a pair of sunglasses get the point across faster. Constitutional scholars have been overthinking this for centuries. The Details: Arched white chunky hand drawn text reads "SUCK IT ENGLAND" in an irregular block style. Below, a white colonial portrait illustration depicts George Washington wearing round sunglasses, his powdered hair, cravat, and 18th century coat