Aunt Clara's Doorknob Emporium - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Red text reading "AMherst 8-8181"

Red text reading "AMherst 8-8181" appears beside a telephone handset icon at the top

George Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America

Eddie's Roller Palace closed in 1981 and never existed

Sea captains bragging about their dinghy size carry the same energy as guys at marina bars who peaked in 2003

George McFly's grooming empire started the same week he couldn't even ask a girl to a dance without getting shoved into a locker

Aunt Clara's Doorknob Emporium - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Red text reading "AMherst 8-8181"Collecting doorknobs instead of completing a single spell is the most relatable retirement hobby any witch ever stumbled into. Clara turned magical incompetence into a legitimate inventory problem. Inspired by Bewitched. The Details: Arched bold white text reads "AUNT CLARA'S" above a golden yellow halftone portrait of Aunt Clara flanked by white doorknob illustrations and pink, yellow, and white sparkle accents. Smaller white script reads "thousands