Dogs Because People Suck - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Guyabeetus is less a parody

Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot

Stylized green tree with a broad

with cursive script reading "Takashi

a suitcase

A small blue horizontally striped "ICS" logo sits at the bottom

Dogs Because People Suck - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Guyabeetus is less a parodyMisanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email." Golden retrievers are unknowingly serving as someone's entire argument for opting out of the social contract. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Dogs" at the top, with a small bone icon and spaced uppercase text reading "BECAUSE" below. Bold white block letters read "PEOPLE SUCK" beneath. A simple