Morning Wood Lumber Company - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Dark Chocolate Founding Fathers rolling in their

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its round body mid-roll in a relaxed pose

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Distressed white block text reads "BOOM" in a curved arrangement above a cartoon-style golden-brown roasted turkey on a white serving platter

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Morning Wood Lumber Company - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Dark Chocolate Founding Fathers rolling in theirMorning Wood Lumber Co. has been working hard since 1963, which is the kind of dedication that deserves a slow clap and zero eye contact. Grandma will be so proud of your commitment to the timber industry. The Details: Distressed sage green block serif text reads "MORNING WOOD" above smaller text reading "ESTD" and "1963" flanking an olive gold end grain log illustration with visible tree rings and a small branch. Below, sage green serif text reads