CHOAM - Dune - Unisex T-Shirt wolf Light blue snow and ice

Light blue snow and ice cap accents sit along the tops of each letter in a weathered winter style

Golden-tan serif text below reads "HAMBURGER HAMLET" in large block letters

Small white stars

Bold white rounded bubble text below reads "I HATE PEOPLE

Greendale never stood a chance

CHOAM - Dune - Unisex T-Shirt wolf Light blue snow and iceRunning the spice trade through a bureaucracy so ancient it makes your HR department look like a garage startup. CHOAM proves the real Kwisatz Haderach is quarterly earnings. Inspired by Dune. The Details: A red semicircle rests above a white circle containing a spire shape, flanked by white text reading "UNIVERSAL" and "DEVELOPMENT." Large white geometric letterforms spell "CHOAM" with crescent and angular shapes integrated into the typography.