Directed by John Carpenter - Unisex T-Shirt waycross Formatting a middle school joke

Formatting a middle school joke like a Hemingway quote is the kind of misplaced confidence that deserves its own TED talk

Distressed white block text reads "NO SHIRT

and blue limbs holds a bottle in one hand and points with the other

" flanked by three stars beneath

NJ" and magenta text reading "ESTD 1985

Directed by John Carpenter - Unisex T-Shirt waycross Formatting a middle school jokeRolling credits before the first frame hits tell you everything, because that golden Albertus font is basically a binding contract for dread. Synthesizers and paranoia are included at no extra charge. Inspired by John Carpenter Films. The Details: Distressed golden yellow text in an Albertus style serif typeface reads "DIRECTED BY" across the upper line. Larger, bolder lettering below reads "JOHN CARPENTER," replicating the weathered look of late