Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt burbank Bold red worn sans-serif text

Bold red worn sans-serif text reads "KNOCK

Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered

CHARLESTON AT DECATUR" and "LAS VEGAS

and nobody else even got the invite

Bold white text reads "I Have Mixed Drinks" above a vintage halftone pin-up illustration of a woman lounging inside an oversized coupe glass

Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt burbank Bold red worn sans-serif textChoosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century. The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts. The Details: A vintage style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing. Rounded, bubbly golden orange retro text in a