Fart Ninja - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Design inspired by Pawnee's most

Design inspired by Pawnee's most infamous rock band

and "TOWSON DUNDALK WOODLAWN" in smaller white text to the right

Large inverted magenta triangle with a jagged yellow zigzag border along its top edge serves as the background shape

Framing a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency

Decades of proud tradition have never once included a second lap around the block

Fart Ninja - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Design inspired by Pawnee's mostNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters